Okay, I'm back on the Grounds of New, and I have some updates on my animation (No, I haven't forgotten about it, and, in fact, I'm going to work on it more after I write this post.) In the months since my last post, I've been having some major technical difficulties. I posted them on a bunch of Flash support forums, and i recently seem to have fixed themt. (if you notice the sounds are a little out of sync, remember it's not my fault and you should be ashamed for ever thinking otherwise.) Also, in the process of trying to fix teh problems, I read a bunch of books about Flash, and thus, this animation will be the first I've made while I've had a vague idea of what the hell I'm doing.
In other news, I recently watched The Happening, and out of the three people who watched it, I was the only one who liked it. And, on the gaming front, my brother just got the Orange Box, so I've been playing a bit of Team Fortress 2.
That's all the news I have for today.
I can't think of a witty closing line.
-The Animator

My animation is coming along nicely (not that you asked, of course,) and I made this crappy poster a while ago, and never got a chance to post (heh) it anywhere. Here it is for the first time!
I have nothing else to say at this time.
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
Whatever
-The Animator

Hello, world (ZOMG F1rST P0St!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!
!!!!!!111!!11)
I just wanted to tell you whet I is up to at da moment. Since I'm a total jerk, i won't directly tell you what my next project is, but I will give you a hint
Yes, it is now painfully obvious that I am doing a parody of, duh,
Mr. Bean's Holiday. I mean, um, Cloverfield. But, you say, hasen't that been done by roughly 574,765 other animators? Perhaps, but THIS animation will be a parody of the ORIGINAL TRAILER, which has been done only
574,784 times!
Please note: if you are unfamiliar with the trailer of which I speak, you should see to this video post-haste.
But, you say, your animation is poor, the audio quality is sickening, and the lip syncing is beyond belief. well, aside from the audio, everything else has improved marginally!
But, you say, I have a cheese sandwich.
Yes you do.
-The Animator